Simon loaders

Vodka lime and soda

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice

by PBod August 25, 2023

simon cowell

booooo

"simon cowell? boooooo!"

by anonymous August 27, 2023

Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024

Simon lynch

Pub owner from Deeping

Used to be a chef

Simon Lynch serves beer

by anonymous July 26, 2024

simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

by Ezazzy January 3, 2024

simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

by Ezazzy January 3, 2024

simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

by Ezazzy January 3, 2024