A suburban town a few minutes away from chicago. Oaklawn is fairly quiet, but on the weekends you can usually find a few partys. The most exciting part of oaklawn is definetly the mall. You can find everybody here, like that gay kid you knew in eigth grade, and a creepy guy in a trenchcoat with dyed blonde hair and multiple piercings :D Oaklawn is by no means "ghetto" but has still earned nicknames like Smokelawn and tokelawn from its... younger residents. Oaklawn has plenty of places to eat too. Some local favorites: Billy boys, panera bread, and jason's deli. Oh and oaklawn has plenty of sex offenders to keep you company :D
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Get the Oaf mug.The team that every minority in California is a fan of. The Raiders, however, are a bunch of losers who could care less about the team and most of the time want out of the organization as soon as possible Examples: Jerry Rice, Rich Gannon, Tim Brown, Both the Woodsons, Ted Washington, Kerry Collins, I could go on and on
Despite haveing the biggest fanbase in the NFL and some legendary players, the Raiders just lose, and that's seems like it always is. Example: The 2005 Oakland Raiders had Randy Moss (WR), the expert at cathing the deepball, and Kerry Collins (QB) the excpert at throwing the deepball. They had a good RB in LaMont Jordan, a decent O-Line, and a defence that had veteran leadership in Charles Woodson and young players such as Ted Washington, and an okay coach in Norv Turner. The Raiders went 4-12 that year. THEN, in 2006, despite Matt Lienart being on the board and a pressing issue of the Raiders needing a QB, they draft the sub-par Michle Huff. Ted Washington Left, Charles Woodson left and Randy Moss had the worst year in all his career in 2006. So what do they do? They get Aaron Brooks, a player that has never even led a team to the fuckin' playoffs, and hire Art Shell, an inexcpierenced 40-something year old who played guard like 20 years ago.
So overall, Raiders are destined to lose and all there fans are a bunch of pricks who only wear Oakland Merchandise cause it makes them look cool. (And by look cool, I really mean look cool cuz the Raiders uniforms are tight as hell even though a winner will never wear it.)
Despite haveing the biggest fanbase in the NFL and some legendary players, the Raiders just lose, and that's seems like it always is. Example: The 2005 Oakland Raiders had Randy Moss (WR), the expert at cathing the deepball, and Kerry Collins (QB) the excpert at throwing the deepball. They had a good RB in LaMont Jordan, a decent O-Line, and a defence that had veteran leadership in Charles Woodson and young players such as Ted Washington, and an okay coach in Norv Turner. The Raiders went 4-12 that year. THEN, in 2006, despite Matt Lienart being on the board and a pressing issue of the Raiders needing a QB, they draft the sub-par Michle Huff. Ted Washington Left, Charles Woodson left and Randy Moss had the worst year in all his career in 2006. So what do they do? They get Aaron Brooks, a player that has never even led a team to the fuckin' playoffs, and hire Art Shell, an inexcpierenced 40-something year old who played guard like 20 years ago.
So overall, Raiders are destined to lose and all there fans are a bunch of pricks who only wear Oakland Merchandise cause it makes them look cool. (And by look cool, I really mean look cool cuz the Raiders uniforms are tight as hell even though a winner will never wear it.)
Me: Wow, I just saw a white guy claiming to be a raiders fan getting shot up by a gang...
Someone Else: Well that's just typical Oakland Raiders fans, ruining all of the football by making a FOOTBALL TEAM into a GANG...
Me: What a bunch of pricks, damn, it must suck to be a raiders fan...
Someone Else: Well that's just typical Oakland Raiders fans, ruining all of the football by making a FOOTBALL TEAM into a GANG...
Me: What a bunch of pricks, damn, it must suck to be a raiders fan...
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Get the Oakland Raiders mug.A. The most average suburb in the nation. Full of split-level homes and outdated strip-malls, Oakdale, Minnesota is the perfect place to live a bland and nondescript lifestyle. The only good part of Oakdale is its southern border which contains motorcycle dealerships, a Best Buy, and a BW3.
B. Oakdale also has a high school (Tartan High School -- Home of the Titans) that is loaded with cocky douchebags from the Oakdale/southern Maplewood area that love to talk about how great their sports teams are, even though they have a massive chokefest each time the playoffs roll around.
B. Oakdale also has a high school (Tartan High School -- Home of the Titans) that is loaded with cocky douchebags from the Oakdale/southern Maplewood area that love to talk about how great their sports teams are, even though they have a massive chokefest each time the playoffs roll around.
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Soccer Girls: No, you guys arent cocky your just annoying. Yes, we know you guys are like family. Yes, we know you won states last year. WE DONT CARE.
Wanna-Be Ghetto Girls/Boys: You dont go hard...you go to oakdale. Nuff said.
The people who always "Rap Battle": ...
Cheerleaders/Preps: All you guys ever do is complain about how our school has no school spirit. You guys arent even pretty. Stop being so snooty and think you're better than everyone else.
Football Players: Probably the most outgoing people you'll meet. Not gonna lie, they are funny but rude. You guys didnt win a game this entire season....
Rednecks: Make out with their boyfriends in the hallways 24/7 and deck out in camo everyday, including your backpacks. come on...
Loners: Book Club, and a few certain others who refuse to socialize.
Wanna Be Preps: You've stayed in the same groups since you've been 6 and honestly your annoying. But not as annoying as those soccer girls.
Everyone complains about being there...and i can see why. Espicially since teachers decide to creep on their students twitters...thank you once again soccer girls!!
Soccer Girls: No, you guys arent cocky your just annoying. Yes, we know you guys are like family. Yes, we know you won states last year. WE DONT CARE.
Wanna-Be Ghetto Girls/Boys: You dont go hard...you go to oakdale. Nuff said.
The people who always "Rap Battle": ...
Cheerleaders/Preps: All you guys ever do is complain about how our school has no school spirit. You guys arent even pretty. Stop being so snooty and think you're better than everyone else.
Football Players: Probably the most outgoing people you'll meet. Not gonna lie, they are funny but rude. You guys didnt win a game this entire season....
Rednecks: Make out with their boyfriends in the hallways 24/7 and deck out in camo everyday, including your backpacks. come on...
Loners: Book Club, and a few certain others who refuse to socialize.
Wanna Be Preps: You've stayed in the same groups since you've been 6 and honestly your annoying. But not as annoying as those soccer girls.
Everyone complains about being there...and i can see why. Espicially since teachers decide to creep on their students twitters...thank you once again soccer girls!!
Girl 1: hey what school do you go to?
Girl 2: Oakdale High School....
Girl 1: Oh my gosh im sooo sorry....
Girl 2: Oakdale High School....
Girl 1: Oh my gosh im sooo sorry....
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Get the Oatmeal Creme Pies mug.A gang in the oak cliff section of dallas tx. the abbreviation for the gang is o.c.t which is also abbreviation for the city of oak cliff texas. their enemies are the sureños, the bloods, goonside city and t.m.n (texas made niggas)
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