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A. The most average suburb in the nation. Full of split-level homes and outdated strip-malls, Oakdale, Minnesota is the perfect place to live a bland and nondescript lifestyle. The only good part of Oakdale is its southern border which contains motorcycle dealerships, a Best Buy, and a BW3.

B. Oakdale also has a high school (Tartan High School -- Home of the Titans) that is loaded with cocky douchebags from the Oakdale/southern Maplewood area that love to talk about how great their sports teams are, even though they have a massive chokefest each time the playoffs roll around.
A. Even "Oakdale" sounds boring.

B. Tartan kid: Yeah, we rule.
by eastmetroballa August 3, 2009
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1. The primary reason why low-cost housing shouldn't exist, let alone be in the suburbs. (noun)

2. A general term used to describe any run-down suburb or one that is headed in that direction. (adjective)
1. Local news: A shooting occurred today in Brooklyn Center...

2a. Richfield is getting really Brooklyn Center

2b. Columbia Heights is already very Brooklyn Center
by eastmetroballa May 30, 2009
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