Max Faded

Very high / stoned / elevated

"I'm max faded at Grandma's house"

by Max Faded July 24, 2016

Max bradley

A lovely young man who has a nice long cock that i love sucking on he likes boys and fingers himself with his sisters finger he does boxing and fucls kim kardashian and kylie jenner every 2nd day

That lad max bradleys dicl is so long and hard he was the best shag ive had in a long time ohhhhh im cumming just saying his name-kim kardashian 2019

by Jake gibbons loves 69 with sen December 28, 2019

Pulling a max

When a embarrassing situation happens to somebody and that person starts pretending that didn't happen everytime that person situation gets brought up because there to embarrassed/scared to admit it happened.

For example: Damn Michael you really sleep with Jessica.bro she so ugly ,Michael nah Jerry that didn't even happen .jerry damn Michael your really pulling a max.

by My.nobody65 September 29, 2020

max stoner

max stoner is a young fella with cute dogs, he also looks like jack from titanic

wspp bbg im max stoner

by wafflehater101 December 21, 2022

Beta-max

A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.

Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.

by Armin Hammer January 29, 2020

max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it

man your really have a max's penis

by JustRocky April 12, 2022

Average Max

Something you say when you try to sound smart, but you are really a dumbass and have no clue how numbers work.

Boss: how many of these will the customer buy?
Dumbass: the average max is about 36.

by Diabeetis1000 September 23, 2016