one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.

I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.

by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016

Palmela Handerson

The name of the hand you jerk off with

I am talking to Palmela Handerson

by Noah spradlin 21 June 10, 2018

Bof handed

When you do things with both your hands.(also known to sane people as ambidextrous)

Kayla is bof handed, she caught the balls with bof her hands.

by NobodyMcNobody June 18, 2018

Palmela handerson

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.

I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!

by Robdawggy August 31, 2018

Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019

Left Handed Sandbag

Used when your talking to your homies about something sexual with a girl that you can’t specify.

“Yo Hailey gave me a left handed sandbag last night.”

by East bound jit March 20, 2021

Left Handed Daphne

Left Handed Daphne means vagina; whore with a deep vagina.

"All my coworkers are left handed daphnes"

by bigmouthfacts May 19, 2023