brown mattress

A mattress in the Figueroa residence that breaks your spine and keeps you in pain for weeks.

I slept on the brown mattress last night and my back was sore for weeks!

by someonefromglassboro December 29, 2016

Harry Brown

Harry Brown is amazing. He is the best friend and boyfriend anyone could ask for. He always knows how to make me laugh when I'm at my lowest. I don't know what I'd do without him. I love calling him and playing Xbox with him. I love hanging out with him in and out of school. I love waffling on to him about random stuff he probably doesn't even care about. I love how he doesn't complain when I sing too loud on call or am being so rude. I love how he apologizes for only a minor inconvenience he didn't even mean to do. I love Harry Brown with all my heart and soul. <3

No one could ever be more amazing and as perfect as Harry Brown.

by Amelie69 August 13, 2022

alex the brown

It's when you become a legend of being penetrated in the ass by many horses and surviving while your asshole is filled with cum.

Alex the Brown survived the massive horse dick.

by StoryGod June 3, 2014

brown fuzion

When 2 guys for whatever homosexual reason touch there brown eyes together.

In the porno those guys did the brown fuzion.

by kstan34 August 10, 2010

Persian Brown

A powerful form of meth mixed with opiets that is snorted.

This is the drug that killed River Phoenix. He took it in the bathroom of Johnny Depp's night club, The Viper Room

by Sam May 13, 2005

down with the brown

A white person who loves to date black people.

Skip is down with the brown yo! Once he went black he never went back.

by beautylicious April 23, 2005

Brockton Brown

Extremely crappy weed. Probably the absolute worst weed that can be purchased in New England. It is called Brockton Brown because; 1) it mainly comes from in and around Brockton, Massachusetts. 2) The weed is literally brown.
It is very harsh and when you finally smoke enough of this dirt and get high you will start to come down within 10 minutes. Can give quite a headache and irritated lungs.

Javier (buyer): Yo meng, you gots any tree?

Francisco (dealer): Yee son, $5/gram or $15/eighth

Javier: Oh shitttt, not that AWFUL Brockton Brown, I'll need at least a half ounce to get high.

by Browntown<3 June 27, 2009