When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.
"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper
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Kobe drives the lane and gives Shaq a " Dunkadelic Rack-Attack "that might be the play of the year.LeBron just posterized Damon Jones for a NBA " Dunkadelic Rack-Attack " highlight.
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Get the I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter mug.1) Getting a heart attack from doing sex, while being "hard".
2) Getting a boner for no apparent reason whatsoever, frequent with young boys.
2) Getting a boner for no apparent reason whatsoever, frequent with young boys.
You know that greasy fries are probably not good for you, as your father died from a "hard attack". So do you mind
if I finish eating them?
When I was young, I always got some "hard attacks" at school
just by looking at the girls. I hated when a teacher asked
me to stand up, since I had a huge bone showing through my pants.
if I finish eating them?
When I was young, I always got some "hard attacks" at school
just by looking at the girls. I hated when a teacher asked
me to stand up, since I had a huge bone showing through my pants.
by Dan The Rod Leroux August 24, 2006
Get the hard attack mug.a woman(usually an 8thgrader) who has an extremely attractive butt that causes you to have a roll attack
rulon "dude look at lyndzi's ass"
james "oh shit"
rulon "what?"
james "ROLL ATTACK!!!"
rulon "haha shes got that roll attack back...it will getcha everytime"
james "damn i want more"
james "oh shit"
rulon "what?"
james "ROLL ATTACK!!!"
rulon "haha shes got that roll attack back...it will getcha everytime"
james "damn i want more"
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