frog in a tree

A frog in a tree is someone who is just completely and totally random. You would usually call this person just plain random, but they have taken it to such an extreme that random is really not a strong enough word.
She is so random; she's like a frog in a tree.
by Durbin October 27, 2007
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tree surgery

To compare the difficulty of a task.
Damn, Bob, just hold it still, it's not tree surgery.
by iluvmako December 29, 2010
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Trim the Tree

To hold ones ass over a evergreen branch and take a dump so that the turd dangles from the branch like an ornament.
"This morning the dog decided to trim the tree. I had to pick his shit out of the branches."
by The Queen of Darkness December 28, 2007
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afro tree

A tree that is poorly drawn that looks like is has an afro as leaves and branches.
That looks like an afro tree
by Smol Child May 11, 2016
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island trees

"Look at those island trees! I wonder what kind they are?"
"Those are palm trees, stupid"
by PsychoticPotato July 24, 2015
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masturba tree

n: Arboris Masturbatum:

Small trees that usually accompany unbearably legit things. Are self watering, and some species tend to reproduce at exponential rates. Make sure you have room for them before you purchase anything that may contain large amounts of masturba tree seeds.
Dude, I just got Bioshock, and it came free with fifty masturba trees. I guess I have to go plant them now...

Dude, have you heard about the new Future Trance cd? I'm sure it comes with even more masturba trees than the last one did...

I'm gonna get the 2008 M3, but I'm a little worried because I'm running out of room in my backyard to plant all these masturba trees after beating Bioshock...
by Natalie Horler September 10, 2007
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Holiday Tree

Name used to call trees a city, state, federal or corporate office puts up during the holiday season where several holidays and traditions take place. Ornaments will usually represent several of the holidays that are celebrated in the community.
Created as an alternative to a Christmas Tree where only Christian traditions prevail in a community where Christianity is not law or establishment.

Usually loathed by Christians that take it as being unnecessary. They somehow believe the United States is a Christian nation. They are usually the same religious bunch that take offense to other religions being publicly displayed by government or corporate entities.
The new holiday tree at city hall is the tallest ever.
by Checkah December 02, 2010
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