Maturity Time Out

A time out given to an adult who needs to grow up.

Bob needs a maturity time out, he's acting like a child.

by Belle2006 August 6, 2011

Jack Time

time for a cigarette; whenever you want a cigarette, announce that it is jack time

dude: hey man its jack time, you got a light?

by veree November 28, 2011

Carpet Time

The duration of your feet resting comfortably on the floor mat while on cruise control.

Dude, I had 20 continuous minutes of carpet time on I-85 on my morning commute. How lucky was that?

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

Grey Time

When you have such a good time that your mind is blown, creating a hazy what did I miss reaction.

You know you had a grey time when you cant remember shit!!

by Dani C., Reese Cup March 4, 2012

pterodactyl time

When an individual with a love for pterodactyls has an prehistoric reptilian impulse so strong that SCREEEAAEEEERRRRAAAARCGGGHHHEH

"Hey, how was Jurassic Park III?"

"I liked when SCREAEVFHEJBCJKFJVA"
*turns into a pterodactyl and flies gracefully into the night sky*

"Damn, he's gone pterodactyl time again."

by ProstrateAndTrembleInFear October 13, 2013

bath time thing

having sex in the bath tub

I think mom and dad are doing the bath time thing because they've been in there forever.

by iz_funny February 15, 2015

Craig time

Spending your personal time around an annoying retard

For fuck sake I want a weekend without Craig time !

by Yerkish March 11, 2015