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Can you read Shakespeare? Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.
by Jimin_NoJams March 7, 2019
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Shakespeare

Luke is Shakespeare!
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Snakespert

An expert in the study of snakes or people having the same traits as snakes.
Yeah, I heard Bobby is not an official snakespert.
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Shakespeare

A retarded (twat) who absolutely no one likes. Students are forced to learn about even though every fact about him is totally useless. No one gives a shit about what he did.
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about Shakespeare.

The whole class: *Loads gun
by Twat 123 November 21, 2019
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Snakes

The name of FYNX fandom. FYNX also have a song in their End of an era EP named Snakes (which is a bop). If you are a fan of FYNX congratulations you are a snake. Don’t worry all of us are very friendly and welcoming to new snakes.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of a band called FYNX?
Person 2: Of course I’m a Snake.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Snake is a member of FYNX fandom. If you are a fan you are a snake. All fans together are called Snakes.
by SnakeMarta November 29, 2019
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Shakes

Pulling something off (style, clothing, appearance)
Julia shakes that outfit.
by soccerbitchxoxo January 2, 2020
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Shakespeare

He is THE bard.
A great English dude from the Renaissance who wrote lots of plays and sonnets like Romeo and Juliet and Richard II (even though he first wrote Richard III, I mean whO gOEs bAcKWaRds????).
He was the will of the people, the king of couplets, the sultan of sonnets, the man who put "I am" in iambic pentameter. Also, many words and phrases that are in our popular language were actually coined by him.
But wasn't everything lovely as a summer's day. That bar he was raising to be that amazing was hard, he had many fans with many demands and writing itself within strict parameters ends up being demanding too.
Nick Bottom: God, I hate Shakespeare.
Basically everyone: le gasp
...
Shakespeare: A giant lizard with crooked smile, have you seen one?
Random person: Yeah, crocodile.
Shakespeare: But may be not that. Take the Spanish to the English alligator.
Random person: Alligator?
Shakespeare: Yes, a word you've never heard unless you heard of me. Th-
People: He's a genius, how does he do it? He makes it look so easy like there's nothing to it.
Shakespeare: Honestly, I don't know how I do it. I just think the word out in my head and then it's coined. Like the tons of times that I've done it before. Hm, are you bedazzled? Well, you should be because these are words you never heard if not from me.
by it's_hard_to_be_the_bard May 31, 2020
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