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Creamy Stevenson

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.
Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!
by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009
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Avenged Sevenfold

A uniquehardcore/punk/metal band.

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Cry alone, I've gone away.
No more nights.
No more pain.

Avenged Sevenfold - I Won't See You Tonight Pt.1
by Evil Bella September 7, 2004
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Seven

A high quality first name with a lot of panache.
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twenty porn/seven

Twenty porn/seven decribes someone who is addicted to online porn and surfs it constantly (instead of surfing twenty four/seven they are twenty porn/seven).
My roommate is online twenty porn/seven looking for guys.
by philanewbie July 12, 2010
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seven layer burrito

A sexual act involving seven people simultaneously. A seven-way.
I just banged six bitches at the same time. It was a total seven layer burrito.
by Broheim Steamroller February 21, 2010
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Star-Six-Sevening

The act of pressing *-6-7 before dialing a number, to remain anonymous in caller display.
Guy:Hey, guys, let's prank call someone!
Girl:Dont forget to star-six-seven, so we won't get in trouble!
Guy:Whay?
Girl:Star-six-sevening is how you don't show up on caller display, that gets a lot of people tagged for prank calls
by Bricheese September 6, 2009
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Half plus seven

"Half, plus seven" is the age-old dating rule for dudes. It justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. The formula begins with each dude's age (for example, 22). That age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. Therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. While there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. For instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.
Half plus seven examples:

Guy's age: 20. Formula: (20/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 17.

Guy's age: 25. Formula: (25/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5
by Jdim September 26, 2006
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