yank n spank

noun;

Refers to a session of masturbation

-Usually preceeded by the setting of said masturbation session
Jordan was bored during school, so he went for a bathroom yank n spank.

Jordan couldn't sleep, so he went for a 2 A.M. yank n spank.

Jordan was feeling far too aroused after reading the Vogue magazine, so he went for a Barnes and Noble yank n spank.

To kill time during the airplane ride, Jordan went for a 30,000 foot high yank n spank.
by Mikey W October 20, 2006
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N-Word Pass

A sacred, all-mighty treasure that has been worshipped for its unlimited power since ancient times. The artifact originated in the palace of king Etana of Sumer, and has been guarded in the depths of a secret chamber. With it, the holder, no matter who they are, and regardless of their race, may legally say the n-word without getting they ass jumped.To receive an n-word pass is to receive a top class of respect in the hood. It is said that for centuries, countless wars have been fought over the n-word pass and who shall be its rightful owner.It is to this day that the power of the n-word pass is biologically granted to black people.

*It is important to note that all people of African or black heritage (at least 40%) have a natural n-word pass,which they are granted at birth. It is theorized that it acts as an organ, inside the testicles.

*It is also important to note that for those who receive an n-word pass, unless the giver says otherwise, that the pass will expire after a certain amount of time, which is typically, but not always, exactly 69 days after receiving the n-word pass.
Jamal brownie: you a real nigga in the hood
Jimmy gringo: for real man?
Jamal brownie: yea my nigga, here's a n-word pass
Jimmy gringo: it is an honor to call you my nigga
Nigga standing by#1 : man jump this foo
Nigga standing by#2:its ight homie he got the n-word pass
by dat young nigga drip December 31, 2019
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N-T-A-C

No Talent Ass Clown

Completely useless person; idiot; douche bag; pud
Snooki is a N-T-A-C!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2011
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Text n Head

Just for kicks I'll text you while she's blowin me. LOL Ya know, a little Text n Head.
by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009
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Smash n Grab

A quick but unelegant burglary or theft.
"You want me to perform a smash n' grab at London-Freaking-Yard!?" - Lupin The 3rd
by J/P July 07, 2005
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N Word Jim

I can't believe we have to call him N Word Jim now. Mark Twain must be rolling over in his grave.
by Mart Adler June 30, 2008
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dip n skip

The act of fucking a girl then bailing without a trace or the act of fucking a whore then disappearing before paying her fees, normally while she looks for her underwear or while she gets her fix(that's why most whores charge you up front).
1- I'm gonna check out that bar around the corner, I'm gonna try to dip n skip a girl.
2- I totally got dipped and skipped last night, that asshole vanished without paying my 20 bucks!
by BigDaddy40 October 19, 2008
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