8 definitions by Mart Adler
Legislation designed to protect the American people from terrorism. Often criticized by the left and those who have something to hide. (see terrorist)
Leftist college student: The Patriot Act is choking our liberties.
Me: Your liberties are not being choked. If what you said was true, the FBI would be down here and arrest you for saying stuff like that.
Student: That just what that fascist Bush wants you to believe.
Me: He's not a fascist. Fascists want to take your guns away. Republicans and conservatives value gun ownership. It is the democrats and the liberals who want to take your guns away. They are the real fascists.
Students: Uh, pardon me, fascism is right wing, like the nazis.
Me: Which confuses me, because nazi stands for national socialist. It's socialism, which is a leftist ideology, but on a national scale. So really, naziism is left wing.
Student: Whatever Michael Savage. (Walks away)
Me: Your liberties are not being choked. If what you said was true, the FBI would be down here and arrest you for saying stuff like that.
Student: That just what that fascist Bush wants you to believe.
Me: He's not a fascist. Fascists want to take your guns away. Republicans and conservatives value gun ownership. It is the democrats and the liberals who want to take your guns away. They are the real fascists.
Students: Uh, pardon me, fascism is right wing, like the nazis.
Me: Which confuses me, because nazi stands for national socialist. It's socialism, which is a leftist ideology, but on a national scale. So really, naziism is left wing.
Student: Whatever Michael Savage. (Walks away)
by Mart Adler July 17, 2008
by Mart Adler June 30, 2008
by Mart Adler June 30, 2008
by Mart Adler June 30, 2008
Leo: Where are you going this weekend?
Eric: I'm thinking of heading over to Super Phun Thyme to play a few games and stuff.
Eric: I'm thinking of heading over to Super Phun Thyme to play a few games and stuff.
by Mart Adler July 12, 2008
A concert that was supposed to raise awareness about saving the planet, but instead wasted more kilowattage than the average household uses in a year.
A vessel for opportunists like Sheryl Crow to preach their hippie crap i.e. using only one square of tp for your bungholio.
A concert that wastes a lot of energy while at the same time making people feel like their the ones making an effort to save the earth.
A vessel for opportunists like Sheryl Crow to preach their hippie crap i.e. using only one square of tp for your bungholio.
A concert that wastes a lot of energy while at the same time making people feel like their the ones making an effort to save the earth.
Person 1: I love Live Earth. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
Person A: That my friend is hell creeping up on you.
1: Explain please?
A: This concert wastes more energy than you do in a freakin' year.
1: I'm doing something instead of staying home and watching TV.
A: For the first time in a while, watching TV is the better option.
Person A: That my friend is hell creeping up on you.
1: Explain please?
A: This concert wastes more energy than you do in a freakin' year.
1: I'm doing something instead of staying home and watching TV.
A: For the first time in a while, watching TV is the better option.
by Mart Adler August 20, 2008
It's all his or her fault! Who does he or she think he or she is? Look, you can totally see his or her nipples, that's obscene, maybe! We're gonna have to find this Marilyn Manson and I'm gonna give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis!
by Mart Adler June 30, 2008