Roger Jones 

The last phone guy up for hire in DSAF he also appears in dialtown. He is very anxious with social situations and life in general and was an alcoholic in his past life. His catchphrase is saying “hello” three times and is now the manager of Dialtown Mechanics while living with Harry Fitzgerald and Jake Wilson.

Peter Kennedy: Yeahh Roger Jones’ my boss now.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
Peter K: Yup.

Roger Jones by William.J.A July 3, 2022

Alex Jones syndrome 

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.

Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”

Alex Jones syndrome by Common_sensual November 4, 2022

Chuck Jones 

Quite possibly the best animator in history. Best known for his work on Looney Tunes. He made characters like Elmer Fudd, Pepe Le Pew, Roadrunner and Coyote and Marvin the Martian. He was clearly the Walt Disney of Warner Bros. Cartoons.

Daffy Duck: Wabbit Season!
Bugs Bunny Duck Season!
Me: Chuck Jones has gotta be the greatest director in animation history.

Chuck Jones by OhNo S. November 10, 2022

smokey Jones 

also “smokey J”
a joint

“hey pass the smokey Jones”
“let me hit that smokey J”

smokey Jones by zinkle jamie January 7, 2023

D Jones 

If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.

"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"

D Jones by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

Daniel Jones

another description of Him

Daniel Jones is him

Daniel Jones by lebronjahames6 September 18, 2023

Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die1[1[![!![![![!!}!#!!}’t

Cracked Jones by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023