Any phenomena as a result of small towns in the sticks. Michigan is the main location and significantly increases as you move north. Many experiences resemble components of both classic 80's television shows and black and white television drama with couples as main characters.
This bo-dink medical center's radiology department was out of controllably vanilla - a mixture of the brady bunch and any black and whitetelevision drama with couple as main characters. D-R-Y.
A weak or spineless person. The implication is that milk is a drink for children, whereas real men drink booze. Popularized by the Bethesda game Skyrim.
You really think you're a match for me, milk-drinker?
Kinnie is a Maltese bittersweet soft drink produced by Farsons.
The term Kinnie drinker does not mean that the person drinks and enjoys Kinnie - that in itself is completely fine - but it is used to describe someone who enjoys the most cringy Maltese forms of media unironically and defends them wholeheartedly. Maltese television is full of soap operas and Maltese Facebook is filled with wanna-be rappers and people who think that the number of emojis present in their posts equals the amount of love they have for their partner.
People who enjoy watching or doing these things unironically are fully fledged Kinnie drinkers.
1. "John follows that wanna-be rapper Lofti Power unironically. He's such a kinnie drinker."
2. "Peter fangirls over those crap soap operas all the time. He's definitely a kinnie drinker."