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Complete Fucking Asshole

Someone much more than an incredible jerk. Someone much like Satan. A very dangerous and intensely fucking evil person.

Signals that someones an asshole (Very dangerous, avoid these people):
#1 Someone/Some people who laughs at you.
#1.1 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you after you snapped and went to the Childrens/Adults hospital over 5 times.
#1.2 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you while/when you just been Physically/Verbally abused.
#2 Someone/Some people who fuck up your mental health.
Ex.#1: Lots of people are Complete Fucking Assholes.
Ex.#2: A little 13 girl named Suzie Witherspoon, and a little 15 boy named Thomas Witherspoon were obviously brother & sister. One day a big, fat, ugly bully/popular bastard guy named Earl Evans in their school, Spread a/some rumor(s) about them all over New Brunswick (where they lived)!! Everywhere they went most people laughed at them inside their vehicles. 2 years later they were both found dead by suicide under the polluted-with-human-shit river.
by Caitlin13579 October 12, 2008
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Female Mod Complex

When the female moderator of an online football community attempts to control every aspect of the environment so that it closely conforms to their own personal vision.
After censoring my diatribe against imbalance on the Red Issue message board, it became clear that the female administrator was displaying the symptoms of an over-developed mod complex & lack of real life friendship & self worth.
Female Mod Complex
Me: "Moderating woman, your Moderating Naziness reminds me of Hitler."

Moderating woman: *deletes post* LOCKED "This isn't a Democracy! I'm telling Verbal and he's going to IP ban you!! Ooooooohhhh!"
by Teflon55 May 19, 2009
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Hodgeskins Complex

A rare complex that exsists in select few males, in which in tense situations they simply cannot refrain from naming parts of the female anatomy in grotesque detail. Discovered in the early 22nd century by Doctors Bill Fox and Tim Kustusch.
Dan Hodnik suffers from a severe case of Hodgeskins Complex.
by Foxer February 5, 2004
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Fake Blonde Complex

A disorder that many fake blondes come across where although to the rest of the world they may look very blonde they see themselves as their hair still being very dark. Often resulting in futher lightening and lightening without ever reaching desired result. In other words, to you they look blonde, to themselves they look brunette.
She is a blonde bombshell but she still thinks her hair is dark, talk about a fake blonde complex.
by blondefolyfe January 25, 2011
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Superiority Complex

Jonny has a complete superiority complex. what a faggot.
by Dunkz XL July 29, 2005
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God Complex

A person who has power or control over a certain aspect area such as a website or company, becomes arrogant, and may abuse his/her power. Also has nothing to do with stupid song lyrics.
Kevin has a God Complex. How controls this team, he might as well think he's God.
by Lenin_The_Penguin September 3, 2006
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Irreducible Complexity

This theory is a favorite of theists. It says that life is simply too complex to have developed via natural selection or random mutation. However...

- on July 11, 2002, scientists artificially re-created polio. Using only the DNA of the polio virus and a series of synthetic chemicals, they recreated the natural desire to reproduce, the ability to evolve, and all other mechanisms that make a virus, LIFE, work.

- the bacterial flagellum argument has also been disproven. Back in 1996, scientists found that the 10-part "Type 3 secretion mechanism" that pathogenic germs have is very similar in function to the bacterial flagellum, but does so with only 10 parts. Therefore, each supposedly "irreducible" mechanism is perfectly functional if you take away the RIGHT parts. It is still reducible.
- the Eye argument has also been disproven. All you need are some simple photo-receptive cells that just detect light. As the species ages, this mechanism becomes more and more useful as these traits develop into actual senses. Keep in mind that these mechanisms had countless opportunities to develop across countless species during the Cambrian Explosion 500 million years ago, and have been getting more and more complex over that amount of time.

Sorry for using science and fact, but keep in mind that if you make a claim, there's always someone willing to check your facts.
Complexity does NOT necessarily indicate design. Irreducible Complexity is BULLSHIT!
by kjun1_3 February 25, 2011
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