Cashier: Hey, are you gonna pay?
Burr: I'm gonna wait for it.
Cashier: Wait for what? Oh, your Aaron Burr.
Burr: I'm gonna wait for it.
Cashier: Wait for what? Oh, your Aaron Burr.
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Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.
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Get the Double-Barrled Shaboingboing mug.The Burl Ives is a normal anal bleaching with the requirement being that the area remains unshaven. This result is white hairs, thus, the Burl Ives.
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Get the Dog burglar mug.Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
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