6 definitions by Stinkletoot
by Stinkletoot September 2, 2023
It’s the word you say when you haven’t seen your friend in a while, or you’re talking about something from your past that happened some time a long time ago.
Barry - Yeah, some time a long time ago I ate a piece of dried apple and it chipped my tooth
Manny - oh. Well sometime a long time ago I had an allergic reaction to a dried apple so I can’t have any!!
Manny - oh. Well sometime a long time ago I had an allergic reaction to a dried apple so I can’t have any!!
by Stinkletoot September 19, 2023
Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
by Stinkletoot May 27, 2024
The best parody song in the world! The original song is crank that by Soulja boy, and the parody is Ancient Mesopotamia by Mr. Nicky!
by Stinkletoot November 3, 2023
by Stinkletoot June 1, 2024
by Stinkletoot September 11, 2023