turd burglar

Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”

Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024
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Ksickbro

Ksickbro is the best twitch streamer ever! He makes people happy, and brightens people’s days. He has one of the most beautiful and amazing communities out there. Will you become one of Ksicks angels one day?
Person 1: Omg! I just found a streamer on twitch, and he’s so awesome!! His user is ksickbro

Person 2: yeah. I know, I’m already an arch angel
by Stinkletoot November 14, 2023
mugGet the Ksickbromug.

Ksickbro

Ksickbro is really cool! He’s a great streamer on twitch
I love Ksickbro’s twitch streams!
by Stinkletoot December 12, 2023
mugGet the Ksickbromug.

Ksickbro

Person 1: “Hey wanna watch Ksickbro?”
Person 2Of course! He’s the best”
by Stinkletoot December 5, 2023
mugGet the Ksickbromug.

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