Zoinked

when you're so fucked up out of your mind you think your teacher is your step mom and you fuck them. but in reality they were your sister and now you're running from the law because you fucked your sister. but you ran to fucking Alabama where its legal to fuck your sister so the law can't apprehend you. now you're living in alabama where you wrestle alligators for a living. yeah, this life, all because you wanted to get zoinked.

Bro, how zoinked are you?

Bro, i fucked my mom, im so zoinked.

by WHYARES November 24, 2020

Zoinked

The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.

"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."

by PAPA FRITO November 24, 2020

Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool”

Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!

by GaySpaceDemon February 28, 2021

ZOINKS

zoinks

zoinks

by KAZOOSARENOTEDIBLE April 21, 2021

Zoinks

The Scooby-doo equivalent of crap or the f word.

"Zoinks man, we almost died scoob."

by hdhehebbsw January 23, 2023

Zoinks

The scooby-doo version of the f word or crap.

Zoinks! ghost boy after us

by hitomerrt February 6, 2023

Zoinks

The scooby-doo version of fuck

"Zoinks, man your penis is huge" - Shaggy

by hdhehebbsw February 6, 2023