Zelinsky Bounce

When someone does nothing to help someone else who might die, but still hopes that said nothingness will help his personal ambitions

Man, I hope our president gets that Zelinsky Bounce this year, even though he wouldn't approve any new drilling permits during his presidency.

by Do Something March 16, 2022

New Zealand Nuke

Holding in a large shit for the longest time possible and then running to the closest person bending them over and excreting in their asshole giving them a warm and tingly sensation. Only in New Zealand

Stu: Yo i gave my wife a New Zealand nuke last night!
Brendan: No way me too and she loved it

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

New Zealand Birthday Party

An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.

Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!

by Rionox March 1, 2023

Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller

Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)

Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.

by Franco-Kiwi Loki! June 25, 2009

Dirty Zelensky

1)To use your giant balls like a club and beat someone/something larger than you so much it doesn't have other chance than leave your country.

2)To spin your giant balls and creating an unbreakable wall that russians cant go over.

Man, my friend made me do Dirty Zelensky with him, my balls weren't large enough so it hurts really bad.

I did Dirty Zelensky to keep my sister from my room. She didn't get in.

by BigDaddyVolodymyr March 3, 2022

zeblanc

A moment of extreme ignorance and/or confusion almost simultaneously followed by a gloriously epic epiphany of some sort.

"Wait Jakie, you're telling me girls don't adore kung-fu movies for their anniversaries?"

"WOW NICK OF COURSE NOT!"

"So girls like diamonds, shoes, clothes, and stuffed animals?"

"Yes, EXACTLY!"

"Well thats shallow."

"Were a shallow race"

"I just had a zeblanc moment; girls are a shallow race who only like shoes, clothes, stuffed animals, and diamonds."

by Zabrackis January 15, 2008

zelatrix

A female, generally of the fundamentalist evangelical persuasion, who's mission, as given to her by her god, is to illuminate to the ungodly the errors of their ways. Irritating, nosy, self righteous, pigheaded, and unbending.

She was a zelatrix, and no one in her neighborhood could escape her wrath or eagle eye.

by ô¿ô November 4, 2009