zapko

a squirrelly character, often wild-eyed and loud, that cannot be left alone with household objects due to their propensity to cause chaos.

That zapko chewed up my teddy grahams and then tried to convince Amy that it was nutella!

by inventorymanagement November 28, 2007

Zakk Fetter

If you're name is Zakk Fetter than you're obviously the epitome of man. Chances are that you are smart, witty, and extremely funny. You're good at everything but not amazing at anything. Attractiveness may not be your strong suit but you definately know how to treat a lady and could be called a "die hard" romantic. People also usually have a strong urge to talk about your oversized penis, but you usually just shrug them off. You probably have a tiny sister named Amanda, and a suprisingly even smaller one named Samye. Your dog's name is Floyd, and i know where you live. I'm watching you!

Time to kill that Zakk Fetter Guy.

by Old Yeller's Dead Body November 16, 2010

zanko

A shameless self-promoter

Only a zanko can write an article in Wikipedia for himself.

by astrogeek March 30, 2009

zakki

person who doesn't understand how to breathe real oxygen correctly and hasn't felt the touch of a woman in years.

jesus im getting old i must be a zakki

by boobymanlol May 25, 2021

Zakk Wylde.

My Zakk is perfect. His smile, his laugh, his personality. There's not one thing I would change about him. Hes fine as hell And I wouldnt trade him for the world.

Zakk Wylde.

To : Zakk Wylde Soman.~ my forever.

by Butterflyqueen123 April 4, 2021

zakora

used for random conversation

"hey hows it going"
"na zakora"

by james10 July 5, 2008

zArKo

sOmEtImEs aNnOyInG bUt Is A gReAt FrIeNd To pEoPlE aNd hAs a BeSt FrIenD cAlLeD dOggity dog dog

marko: whoa that guy is such a good friend
marko: he must be a zarko

by bEgOnEtHoT5577335511332244 October 30, 2018