Symptoms include halitosis, red eyes, malodorous scent, general malaise, decreased verbal engagement (usually only grunts), absent (to non) mindedness, dry mouth, and dreams with themes from phish lyrics.
when a non wook spends time on tour and due to hugging and hanging out with lots of sweaty people, breathing in smoke of all kinds (2nd or 1st hand), lack of sleep and car travel results in a sickness that is only on phish tour, that sickness is wook flu
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Vince: *Motions to pass the wookee*
Tom: "Bro hold it in for longer pussy."
Greg: "Tom give him the wookee, my dad is upstairs!"
Tom: "Bro hold it in for longer pussy."
Greg: "Tom give him the wookee, my dad is upstairs!"
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Something that is in less than perfect working condition but still somehow functions fairly well.
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" We had a kitten wander up with a cast on a broken leg, it ended up giving him a wonkie leg the rest of his life....
The cat that wondered up had a wonkie leg, we kept him and called him "Wonkie".
The cat that wondered up had a wonkie leg, we kept him and called him "Wonkie".
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