weasel

A being so slippery he could worm his way out of any situation. Also has small balls.

A Hindocha is a prime example of a weasel. Has rat like features

by A Choo April 4, 2008

waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

Stinky Weaselteats

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. *
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

chorus
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

chorus

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

chorus without last line
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Stinky Weaselteats was a fine character on Ren and Stimpy.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

weaselette

1. Any female weasel, having a long slender body, a long tail, short legs, and brownish fur that in many species turns white in winter. 2. A female regarded as sneaky, treacherous, or cunning.

That weaselette stole my entire life savings!

by Kristy Sullivan September 15, 2006

cock-weasel

A person who is cunning and sneaky, and just an all around douche bag.

The new spokesperson for the company is a real cock-weasel.

by oh, that guy January 21, 2009

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008

pop goes the weasel

In a game of Whack-A-Weasel there are a couple of holes from which weasels pop their heads out randomly.

Your goal is to smack a weasels head with a hammer in order to push it back to its hole.

You have to consider, that hitting a weasel with a hammer in the face is not quite a challenge and of course humiliating for the poor animal.

The phrase "Pop! Goes the weasel." in terms of conflict resolution describes the effortless humiliation of another person.

The phrase does not refer to a fight being fair or not.

You could use this phrase to comment a situation in which you owned.

Casey get's into an fight with Josh. Now it seems that Josh has quite an unfair advantage because of his upper body strength and nutrition. Yet as Case lands a powerful kick in his ball sack, Josh collapses and cries like a baby. Casey comments : "pop goes the weasel"

(Well, not because she whacked his weasel but because it was quite effortless, you know.)

by S.Sinclair August 4, 2013