A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.
In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..
by The Realist NY August 4, 2009
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When partaking in cannibis spots you need something to get the smoke from the knives into your lungs. One of the best ways of doing this is to knock the bottom out of a glass bottle (can be done by dropping a knife in the top) to create a spot bottle hence the name spottle.
We always kept our collection of spottles in the freezer so the hit wasn't so harsh on the back of the throat.
by kiwicito October 19, 2004
Get the spottle mug.A vehicle owned by someone of (or someone that thinks they are of) African American descent. Usually an older model car with extensive cheap or ghetto accessories such as, spinning chrome hubcaps, plastic chrome trim, excessive air fresheners, cheap distorted sound system, seat covers, chrome or gold tag ring (preferably chain link) and ***tire shine***.
by Real Deal 12345 September 4, 2006
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Coined by Hip-Hop artist L-Treezy in the yet to be released single "Tell me how you ride" featuring Big Gully.
Coined by Hip-Hop artist L-Treezy in the yet to be released single "Tell me how you ride" featuring Big Gully.
by L-Treezy September 20, 2006
Get the shuttle mug.A man who is unemployed, may live with his mother, and usually has bad credit.
A man who preys on women for money, clothing, and asks them to co-sign for items he can not afford, thereby ruining that woman's credit.Usually associated with trash-bunnies, the female version of the skuttlebug.
A man who looks for a handout; has nothing of his own.
A man who preys on women for money, clothing, and asks them to co-sign for items he can not afford, thereby ruining that woman's credit.Usually associated with trash-bunnies, the female version of the skuttlebug.
A man who looks for a handout; has nothing of his own.
by T. Jeffers January 13, 2008
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