Splarch

A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.

"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"

by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015

spare tiring

Third wheeling for two couples, so one would be the fifth person (fifth wheel), hence the name spare tire.

Ricky and Jane went with John and Rachel to the movies on a double date. They invited David too. David politely declined, however, telling them that he didn't want to spend a perfectly good Friday night spare tiring.

by Whitest Black Person October 27, 2016

Spaarer

A person who works in a spa. Not to be confused with masseuse.

I work as a spaarer.

by Into_The_Woods April 24, 2017

spare time

this is your time to do whatever you want...

So you decided to visit Urban Dictionary.

I had a lot of spare time so I used it to laugh at Urban Dictionary definitions.

by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017

Spare Blood

When a person is a member of a company, group, or in a relationship solely to fill the open vacancy; as if the only benefit they bring is blood for donation.

"You're not my friend, you're my bodyguard, make it past two weeks, I might learn your name, until then, you're spare blood." -Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, episode 3.

"Andrew is our 'social media intern,' he can make copies or coffee, other than that, he's spare blood.

by J. Fillerin February 7, 2018

splarm

A milkshake made using female ejaculate as an ingredient. ( milk, honey, girls jizz )

Oh man, I ordered a splarm at the bar and it was delicious :)

by Hektik Pavelow May 9, 2018

SPLARK

When an emoji throws up

SPLARK ! You make me sick

by Debyumyum March 27, 2020