Definitions by ThatGoodD

Splarch 

A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.

"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"

Splarch by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015