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Splarch 

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A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.
"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"
Splarch by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015
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