A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.
Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.
Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.
"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."
"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"
"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"
by ThatGoodD October 29, 2015