SPANKY

A nice nickname to give your friend. In the ancient age it was used to describe the “kindred soul”.

Oh goodness! You’re so sweet, just like a spanky.

by Jojo babes April 22, 2020

Spanky Wanky

The action of a child hitting a family member, other than direct family, due to them being angry or annoyed

Little Edward gave a spanky wanky to his aunt because she kept on calling him little baby

by biggestunicorn May 16, 2020

Wet Spanky

The act of sticking a used condom inside a woman's anus, allowing it to marinate inside her anal cavity for up to 10 minutes, removing it, and then slapping her in the face with the condom.

Gabriel gave Emily a wet spanky after their sexual intercourse.

Adam pleasured Eve, and then proceeded to give her a wet spanky.

by Jabriel Guan June 18, 2011

Spanky Faggot

One who obtains points from cheaply killing his/her opponents in a faggish way such as noob tubing or knifing on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Goddam these Spanky Faggots spawn killing me. MOTHER FUCKER IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

by Thugtacular October 26, 2010

Spanky Spank

The specific act of spanking playfully during sex.

I'm going to get a little spanky spank tonight!

by P.M.P. February 7, 2010

so very spanky

You know the guy. He gets everything right. He's reasonably clean. He eminates a slight homosexuality. He's Spanky. At his peak....he's so very spanky.

I swear to christ, if that little shit next to me raises his hand again, he'll die. He's so very spanky.

by Barbara Rest November 27, 2006

Spanny

Slang term for multi-colored spandex reaching slightly below the knee. Many would deem them similar to those worn in the 80's by primordial cyclists.

"Yo gurl, dem spannies be lookin' Tizight!"
"Tanx ho. I can't nearly walk cuz mah spanny be ridin' up mah trunk."

by Creston W March 19, 2008