30 sec schmeck

When a girl gives you a hand job in a movie for only thirty seconds only allowing half an erection to be achieved.

Justin: How was that date at the movies last night?

Billy: Well I had a 30 sec schmeck

Justin: Wow it was that bad?

Billy: Yea

by press B for Blackman May 25, 2010

Vim Schmacked

A drunken typo of the expression "I'm schmacked", which is referring to being very fucked up on alcohol or xanax. When at a party, one will shout "Vim schmacked", or "I'm vim schmacked", to let the others know how fucked up he/she is. "Vim" is often used as a stand alone term for drinking and becoming intoxicated, and can be alternated into terms such as "Vimmy", or "Vimmer".

Shaan: Wanna come to the party on my boat tonight? I'm gonna be vim schmacked.

Rammer: No thanks man, my brother is having a banger in his garage, my levels of vim will be through the roof.
Shaan: Real shit?

by CONFBOYS August 15, 2017

Schmeckl

Noun: An uptight, anal teenager that acts very much like a man in his 30s

Verb: to act like a schmeckl

Adj: being like a schmeckl

Adv: (Schmecklishly) doing something as a schmeckl would

Nick is such a schmeckl.

Did you see Nick at the show? He schmeckled all over the place!

Stop being so schmeckl, Nick.

Nick walked down the street rather schmecklishly.

by ajaxthegreat April 11, 2009

Schmackel

A glob or a pile of shit, jiz, spit, etc

Someone better clean up all that schmackel before it hardens

by Mj2020 August 31, 2018

Schekels

A highly infectious diseas, that causes one to lack causes one to Damascus the math skills needed to succeed in life.

I had schekels last year, therefore I lack the skills when trying to learn some quality mathematics.

by Math enthusiasts May 5, 2015

Schmacked

Soooo fucking high you can’t move your sooo fucked up and gonna die llll I’m high as fuck while typing this and I might green out holy shot

Omg guys I’m fucking schmacked yoooo

by Shdhdjdjdjxjxdnjddjdjdjdjdjxj September 18, 2020

Schmecks

n. an ancient and mysterious word discovered in 1903 by Welsh anthropologists. The meaning of the word is unclear, but scholars have made assumptions from it's pronunciation.

1. The act of sexual intercourse

2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.

Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks

Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks

Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.

by ikeapsychology March 23, 2012