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When a girl gives you a hand job in a movie for only thirty seconds only allowing half an erection to be achieved.
Justin: How was that date at the movies last night?

Billy: Well I had a 30 sec schmeck

Justin: Wow it was that bad?

Billy: Yea
by press B for Blackman May 25, 2010
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