schlongest

the largest penis of all penises

I'm the schlongest

by schlongest November 14, 2020

Schloggy

Light to the touch heavy on the tongue

Ugh shut up
Dang why are you so schloggy today?!

by Mrnisn January 1, 2021

schlooper

Someone that poops in their sleep.

"oh man shes a schlooper you gotta leave her man"

by walawalapoopa March 5, 2021

Schlonger

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.

He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!

by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021

schlongeater79

literally the hottest and funniest person alive

Chris Evans: " Oh yeah mean and schlongeater79 are 4liferz🤞🏻."

by caroldanversbitch June 4, 2021

Schloggy

the lethargic feeling one gets after eating a large meal.

I'm feeling schloggy after that bacon egg and cheese.

by Rosemont June 20, 2022

Schloog

The greatest Cryptocurrency ever made, by the greatest people ever. To the mooooonn!!!!!

'You have to buy some SchloogCoin!! Its going to the Moon!!'

by Schloog Miner December 31, 2022