similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

by Thelma April 30, 2005

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Sailor's Gravy

Sailor's Gravy is a mix between diarrhea and vomit. Comes from the fact hat when a person gets sea sick they puke and shit all at once.

The port-a-potty at the fair was full of sailor's gravy - those people were puking and shitting their guts out.

by Pinche Gringo February 19, 2011

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Sailor's Sock

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.

John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."

by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015

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samilla

samilla is a beautiful kind human being who has a big nyash and most of the samillas have milky eyes which you will find really attractive she has a heart of gold but make sure u dont mess with her friend if you feel the need to still be alive or if you are a b****y typa person but if u have a samilla in your life keep her forever because she truly is worth it she will always be there for u and listen to all ur serious or stupid topics but be careful cause she can make u fall in love with her. samilla is also the type of person who can do something that will make your sugar level go up

she is such a samilla

by sammmmmmella February 17, 2023

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