Salamander

When you stick your finger in a vagina and then give some one a wet willy with it.

Lee Put his hand up Jane's skirt to give Jim a salamander.

by The Wizzard! August 17, 2010

Salmoning

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014

Salmon Chamber

A vagina that has salmon type stench

Sally sucked my wiener so i figured i would return the favor, but i stopped when i realized she had a salmon chamber

by Roboticus August 25, 2008

Smoking the Salmon

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.

Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.

by Joesmelle January 27, 2019

salmon slip way

Another name for a mott/cunt.

"shove your veiny bangstick in my salmon slip way!"

by Trappers Hats February 25, 2007

salzamonster

It's a man who is great at intercourse but lacks in foreplay areas due to his large amount of saliva. He often scares females away with his foaming mouth or his spit that hangs off his lips.

Jordan's a salzamonster in bed. That's so nasty. I felt like I showered when we were done.

by IownYou24 July 13, 2009

salamander noise

A soft, quiet noise uttered by a person (usually by a girl) to display tiredness, sadness, disappointment, or anxiety. The best way to describe it is "mehh." It can also by used in question form to show subtle or mild interest. (mehh?)

Shelby: "It's getting late, i think we have to go home now."
Marissa: "Mehh." (salamander noise)

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011