Have you checked TheMuddinReport.com to see if the mud conditions are prime today? The Muddin' Report!!!
by mud_king February 27, 2009

A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.
"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "
by James Westen April 18, 2019

A plethora of information from a certain county spread amongst an ambitious shift during lounge time. Presented in a form of a news update. The provider of the information is talented and well conditioned at this act.
by paul malls and mt dew December 9, 2010

by Fabio J March 28, 2006

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)
by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018

person 1: oi mate how drunk did you get last night?
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.
by alf dent April 15, 2013

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"
Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia
by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019
