Ralph Lauren

To perform cunnilingus from behind while a woman is on her hands and knees vomiting in the toilet.

Kid 1: How was your weekend man?
Kid 2: It was not bad, I thank you for asking. It started off really fun.
Kid 1: What did you do?
Kid 2: As a matter of fact, Saturday night, I took home this drunk chick from a party and ended up giving her a Ralph Lauren. *Starts to sob*
Kid 1: You ok dude?
Kid 2: Yes..... No.... Yes... No... Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Kid 1: I think I'm gonna try that on my girlfriend this weekend, I hear it's a delight.

by frawghs February 24, 2011

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Ralph Nader

Who we have to vote for because John Kerry should not be president.

I am Soooo voting for Ralph Nader!

by decided voter October 14, 2004

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Ralph Nader

A man with so much potential to be a great president, who will never get the chance because America is unwilling to allow a third party into a corrupted office. How bad would it really be to get a REAL person with REAL ideas into office?

Nader is a truly spiffy rad hippy who deserves to run the country.

by MeatIsMurderMilkIsRape November 3, 2004

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Ralph Gagliardi

Meaning the most Sexiest being ever! the best sex god ever! with a huge penis!

man that boy over there is such a Ralph Gagliardi!....

by Ralph Gagliardi February 28, 2005

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Ralphred

A combination of the names "Ralph" and "Alfred." It is without a doubt the most awesome name ever, and is meant for the most powerful, dominant males with the largest penises.

"Did you meet that new pussy kid who transferred here yesterday?"

"Yeah, you mean Ralphred?"

"Oh fuck! That's his name? I insulted his mother. Now he's going to kill me with his penis!"

by nme91 June 24, 2009

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