Reader

The person who is reading this definition

Hello reader!

by CrayonEater4259 March 5, 2019

Read

To tell someone about themself, mostly used by gay black men.

"That was a read honey!"
"Don't do it honet, I will read your ass"

by Darren December 3, 2004

radonkulous

Slang word for ridiculous.

Person A: HOLY SHIT I BLEW MY LOAD ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
Peron B: HHAHA WTF THAT'S RADONKULOUS!

by Stephen McMahon December 26, 2004

Read a book

Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.

John: The internet is a series of tubes.
Jane: Read a book would you!

by qwepoiqwepoiqwe December 7, 2012

Reading the Wallet

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.

Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.

by Huge Murph February 24, 2009

Read Possession

The percentage of time you actually read during study hours.

Dani: "So, did you finish that book today?"

Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"

by killer bee October 25, 2012

reabold

Sexy mother fucker that will fuck your

mayonnaise and put it back on your shelf at night. Also moans really loudly.

Reabold fucked my mayonnaise last night . And my cat.

by Beefness October 16, 2017