Pruning Grapes

The act of artistically styling one's own pubic hair to maximize testicular succulence.

Brad became a man the day he began pruning grapes.

by Oregon Hipster July 27, 2016

pruning

when you finger something and let it linger inside until your finger looks like you been in a long shower

yo bro... i just pruned this chick last night.. my finger is all wrinkled now

definition: pruning or prune.. to leave your finger inside a moist area till it wrinkles

by ninjafaze420 December 20, 2019

Proving I’m not gay

To prove you aren’t gay to somebody is to have heterosexual sex with them

I’m proving I’m not gay with Kiera

by Racinette July 11, 2021

Facebook Pruning

The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.

Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.

by Emadrio October 20, 2010

Sad Porning

Watching porn vids 1 after another to forget about that person who friendzoned you

Eh bro, you okay m8?
Yea, 2 days of sad porning made it better.

by PorolovesSadness December 9, 2016

pronging

To be really fucked up offa X.

"Man, I'm pronging so fucken hardcore."

by Diego August 31, 2003

Global Porning

The mass takeover of the world by porn, resulting in nobody leaving their computers or tvs due to being completely infatuated with porn.

I'm wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. We're experiencing global porning.

by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010