phantom myspacer

A user of the widely popular social-networking website Myspace.com who has created an account with very limited and/or false information so that other users can not determine who this person really is, but lets the creator of the account view and check up on other myspacers secretly.

Harold: My old friend came up to me at the bar and told me all this stuff he read about me, but could have only read on Myspace. He's not on my buddy list, and he said he doesn't use myspace even.

Kumar: It's obvious he's one of those phantom myspacers.

by Mark Simon September 20, 2008

phat to death

Description of a desirable woman who is not fat, but very juicy - in a good way - on top and at the bottom.

i.e. Pretty in the face, thick in the waist.

Did you see what Serena was wearing last night on the court? Yo son, shorty was phat to death!

by Mr Freddie Mac October 15, 2009

Phantom Shit Perfecto

A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.

- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.

- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.

by greenlectern September 1, 2010

phantom gold

Look fresh like an all gold phantom Rolls-Royce

Nigga lookin phantom gold!!!
That boy boogie kimx is phantom gold!!

by Boogie K January 11, 2017

Ethan patton

The guy who eats all the eggrolls and gets sick the next day and always claims it isnt food poisoning

Guy 1: hey, where is Ethan Patton?
Guy 2: he said he is sick, he also said he had eggrolls yesterday.
Guy 1: he is such an Ethan Patton

by Bluethunder86 April 3, 2019

Phantom Pain

The feeling you get when a fire monster is trying to kill you with the help of a red haired person in a gas mask after you woke up from a coma in the 80s while the man who sold the world is playing and the guy who was going to give you plastic surgery dies by being strangled by a person who was sent to kill you and you escape even though they were chasing you on a fire Pegasus

this is the opening for metal gear 5 the Phantom Pain

by WTFamidoingwithmylife April 21, 2017

phantom rag

the five days of extreme bitchiness, usually associated with the female menstruation cycle, that mysteriously occurs in pregnant females, menopausal women, or off usual cycle times in regular females. Also known as a ghost rag.

J: Do you know if Reba is having a boy or girl?
B: Who cares, shes being a real bitch today!
J: Oh she must be on her phantom rag.

by Jay & B August 1, 2008