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penal sex

Dropping the soap in prison could initiate penal sex with inmates.
by Eternally His June 5, 2010
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penalty box

The act of cumming into a girl's panties, pulling them over her head, and punching her in the face.
Veronica was not very pleased with Brian, when after they had made sweet, sweet love, her put her in the penalty box.
by Champ San Diego July 24, 2006
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Bottlertiano Penaldo

A massively overrated football (soccer) player from Portugal who bottles and ghosts in big games but excels at scoring penalties against bottom table teams.
Hey, did Juventus win that game against Crotone last night?
- Yeah Bottlertiano Penaldo stepped up and scored the penalty Chiesa won for the team
by JMVLM May 7, 2021
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penal

the best vocab word in the world for obvious reasons.
by holly the ginger kid. July 30, 2007
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penal wart

a fleshy growth found on one's junk.
Dick 1: Yo man i think you've got something on your face.

Dick 2: Yea bro thats just my penal wart.
by geraldine blackwell February 3, 2009
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Death penalty

I just wanted to clear up some misconceptions people have about liberals and the death penalty. Many conservatives, with their usual black and white thinking, suppose that every single American liberal alive opposes the death penalty, and not only that, but feels sorry for the criminal to boot. This is balderdash however. We despise criminals just as much as you do, and only a very small but vocal minority of liberals actively opposes the death penalty.

To the main point: Why do some liberals oppose the death penalty?

A) It's very, very expensive. Yes, a lot more so than just shoving the bastard in prison for the rest of his life. Huge pull on our tax dollars
B) The number of people who have been wrongfully convicted, sentenced to death, and then found to be innocent is disturbingly high.
C) Statistically, minorities are far, far more likely to be put to death largely because of preconceived biases among the jury. Also, poorer minorities have to deal with shitty public defenders that can't put forth a good case, unlike far wealthier white criminals who can hire the best of the best.
If it were up to me, the death penalty would be applicable only in cases of definitive guilt (hard evidence that the perpetrator is the right dude). Also, he'd have to be at least 18, of course, and above a certain IQ threshold.
by Submitters of Words June 14, 2011
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death penalty

Comedian John Oliver put it well on the Daily Show when he compared the death penalty to the McRib- "When it's gone, it seems so tantalizing. But once you have it, you think to yourself, this is ethically wrong. Should this be aloud in a civilized society?"
The death penalty is a controversial and often emotional issue, yet John Oliver was witty enough to poke fun at it in a way that would make people on both sides of the issue laugh.
by niceatheist June 26, 2014
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