Pence

The white, pasty, sludge-like result from swallowing a half a bag of all purpose flour and then defecating it out, only to lie that you performed the act in the first place.

"Maaaan, y'all see that Pence that Mikey left in the toilet last night? He's still lyin' about it."

by burndarker October 7, 2020

Pencing

When you walk out of a big event to make a statement.

Mike was upset at being dissed, so he did some Pencing.

by sesmith70 October 9, 2017

pences

An Unusually Large Gathering Of Pencils

Joe thats a large bundle of Pences! Where did you get it?

by TheMightyRaccoon March 12, 2018

Pence-Pence

Match’s Nickname for Pencil

“Only “I” get to call her Pence-Pence”

by TwoSevenSixThree May 21, 2023

2 pence short of a cent

Meaning you’re stupid.

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent

by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023

As genuine as a 40 pence piece

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.

A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"

by hteb78 January 23, 2024

Pence Sense

noun and adjective When an individual is both gay and homophobic. Based on the previous American Vice President Michael Pence, who many have head cannoned to be homosexual despite his support of many homophobic agendas.

Kelly Anne Conway has mad Pence Sense.

Abby Shapiro is definitely Pence Sense.

by Jason A Rowland November 20, 2021