A non-sexual activity when a man rubs his face around the genital and anal areas of a more powerful man as a way of sucking up and getting approval; the tongue may also sometimes be employed; extreme groveling.
by M. Pence December 26, 2017
A combat sport, similar to fencing, in which the two male participants sword fight using exclusively their own penises in front of the home of Vice President Mike Pence.
Guy 1: “I hate living near Mike Pence, there’s always dudes pencing on his lawn”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”
by jmerricka January 21, 2019
by Lonchbox January 07, 2021
The act of being stabbed in the back with ultimate betrayal of highest order.
Synonymous to the act of double crossing, disloyal, or breaking promise.
Synonymous to the act of double crossing, disloyal, or breaking promise.
by UA2 January 07, 2021
(v.) present participle of pence: avoiding a direct answer to a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.
Examples of pencing:
George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."
"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."
"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."
"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."
"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
by Grinning Cat April 01, 2015
(v.) to avoid answering a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.
Examples of pencing:
George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."
"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."
"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."
"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."
"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
by Grinning Cat April 01, 2015
A bureaucratic douche bag. Popular in Indiana's 6th congressional district, defined after Indiana's district 6 representative.
That dude's a total pence
by indiana4evah February 28, 2010