Parse

Flippant remarks do not = (Instructions)
Vague considerations do not = (Instructions)
Calling into question whether or not something is or is not the case does = (An affirmative claim)

Hym Iam "Parse information and be a granular as possible."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2026

The Persecutor

Indignant trapped fart, generally resulting in instantaneous euphoria and relief upon expulsion.

After a long lunch and not being able to settle, thought I had eaten something dodgy and was just bloated, but after release I realised it was ‘the persecutor’.

by BSNimbin December 28, 2024

Scarlet Persecutor

stupid fucking 2000 year old ass demonic ent from the hit game Midnight Horrors on Roblox who will download your movement trajectory and proceed to spawn a scorching tripwire ahead of you sending you flying up in the air while your healthbar is being drained like an iphone's battery

also gives you a cool emote if you survive

guitar user with a dt cooldown: clueless
Scarlet Persecutor: Shall we get started?
random 504 points player: holy shit its scarlet persecutor classic 4:00

by youwillneverknow453 March 21, 2025

Christian persecution

Jesus christ guys, Christians are not being persecuted nor are they going to be.

Hym "Ope. Here we go again with the Christian persecution complex. Alright, let's here it... Oh? The most persecuted people ever and you're just a widdle goi and you didn't even do nuffin wrong? OK. Alright. Yep I see it. I see your baby that's- Um, great fantastic. Alright well I'm not persecuting you nor will I so, you know, go. Go get God or get my money or something. Alright?"

by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

Reverse Religious Persecution

Oh yeah shit my guys that's pretty bad. I see how you would think that that is my fault.... Buuuut...

Hym "Oh who that seems like a pretty egregious case of reverse religious persecution. That's what you get for being too much better than everyone shit-brain. Hahaha! Oh-boy-oh-jeez This is like that time in DC where the fated battle between Orion and Darkseid finally takes place (I think it's Infinite crisis?) And Darkseid is, like, aware of the prophecy and shoots a magic gun... Into the future... To shoot Orion as Orion kills Darkseid... And Darkseid... Positions himself in such a way... That it leads him to fall ON TOP OF the DC universe... That was tight. This is like that. Except I'm not dead... And Orion is STILL dead... And I just stand back up and fart as I walk way from the freshly destroyed Universe..."

Iam "Oh shit wow... That is spooky. My bad."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023

The Christian Persecution Complex

That meme is like... Literally the exact thing they're doing to me.

Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024