pirate 

pirates are suuuuper kewl. when i get a house i wud decorate it just like a pirate ship. if i could be anythang in the world I would be a pirate. what happens on the boat...stays on the boat. when you see me coming, you bettr get ready to give me all ur treasure. yo dnt want to mess with me. i would consider myself to be a pirate, i drink before 10am. drinking before 10am makes u a pirate not an alchoholic!!!

pirate:ARGGGGG

pirate by sdneirFsaHleinaD February 28, 2024

Pirate 

The Pirate is a sexual move where you’re doing oral sex with your partner. It starts with sucking on your partner’s whistle/lips to the point where they’re climaxing. When you sense they’re about to have a boner/orgasm, quickly back off and holler, “THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!” like a pirate, and watch as your partner shoots their liquid all over the place.

Extra points awarded if you’re dressed as a pirate.

Jason didn’t realize that Jessie had that hidden talent with her pussy until she asked to do the Pirate with him.

Pirate by rosenovarocks April 9, 2024

Pirate 

Boycotting an animated series, or a movie.

Remember to pirate the Knuckles movie! Paramount is pro-Israeli!

Pirate by Itz KittyPinkiez April 30, 2024

/pirate 

it's like /facepalm only you cover one eye instead of your whole face/forehead.

Teddy: lol, have you ever jizzed your pants while watching a horror movie?
Michael: I have.
Random Bystander: /pirate

/pirate by AndrewLaeddis. March 9, 2010

pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day

Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

pirate-ninja by knafb;lkfbvaklfndbknlF;LKNVDLB July 3, 2015

Pirate Shit 

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

Pirate Shit by JesseIU May 12, 2015

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot 

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot Bandicoot with THICC thighs, booty, and boobs. She's in the game, Crash Bandicoot 4 - It's about time.

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is THICC! She's sexy and hot!

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot by CognitiveFuel July 21, 2023