newbiegasm

To appreciate something to the point of orgasm sensation

The Matrix's special effects gave me a newbiegasm.

by jambo November 8, 2003

Newbie

Newbie's known to be called as noob or newb. Just like braggers or gold diggers they will say that noob means dumb and stupid. but in another way.. Newbies are new players who are like stupid people but are new to the game. they'll sometime need to check how to play or check the rules.

1 : "That maybe a newbie.. I'll tell him how to play."

2 : "It's been a month and I'm a newbie at this game now.."

3 : "Your such a newbie! Don't you now how to play???"

by LadTacobell June 30, 2018

Newbie Suprise

When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"

Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!

by newbiesupriser93 April 25, 2009

Newblet with Cheese

1. A young Newb that has earned a higher status, but not high enough to be considered a newb.

2. A young Newb who is trying their best to understand, but just is not getting it.

Person A: I am such a newblet.

Person B: At least you're trying to get it. You've earned your cheese. You are now a Newblet with Cheese.

by Shadow in the Wind February 15, 2010

newbie

A gay person who has recently come out and is not yet accustomed to the gay community. He or she is generally very socially awkward because of grappling with a completely new identity and a new set of societal expectations.

Andrew: Wow, did you see that guy hitting on me just now? He was petrified.
Timmy: I know, total newbie. I thought he was adorable.
Andrew: Ehh, maybe in a few months.

by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007

newbies

What a woman suddenly has when she gets breast implants. See bolt ons

1: Man, Karen looks different.
2: Yeah, she had to get a new wardrobe to fit her newbies.

by kledou1 August 22, 2006

Newberg High School

is full of skany sluts and pot-headed guys. they all think the are the shit. there is very few cool people, very few people who can just be themselfs. its full of gays, lesbians, and bi people. its also known as bi-mart.

guy: "i went to newberg high school for the basketball game"
guy2: "im sorry. did you see all the gays?"
guy: "yea, bi-mart is so gay"

by your moms in my bed March 31, 2009