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Finger moustache 

To tattoo a moustache on the inside or outside of your finger, most commonly the index-finger, and placing it under your nose.
Oh my, look at Stacy, she is flashing her finger moustache.

porn moustache 

aka porn 'stash

the close and neatly trimmed moustache not extending beyond lips word by adult film actors, especially Ron Jeremy
Buck told friends he was an actor, but they could tell he was only in stag films because of his telltale porn stash.
porn moustache by chromedome December 7, 2003

angry red moustache 

When some sick twisted guy tries to pull a bizarre sadistic sex move he read about on urban dictionary and the intended victim kicks him square in the face and gives him a double nosebleed.
I am so sick of guys thinking all their angy suchandsuch jokes are so funny. They make me want to go mortal kombat on them and jump kick them an angry red moustache.

Pant Moustache 

A hairy moustache poking outside of the pant area.
How was your swim?

It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.
Pant Moustache by MrsFannyHair April 4, 2011

Sriracha moustache 

The result of sex with a menstruating woman, then wiping your penis on her face.
"Dude, your sister's a freak. She asked me to give her a sriracha moustache. I had to look it up. I mean, I did it, but still..."

Preacher's Moustache

The butt grease on one's upper lip remaining after giving a rim job.

Vaguely similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
When Father O'Connor came back from the bathroom he had a Preacher's Moustache, that dirty bastard.