Bong Bong Marcos

Son of the old Philippine Killer and Dictator. A theif and a lair. He liad about his achievements and credentials, one of which is claiming that he finished a Degree in Oxford University. BUT it was confirmed that he didn't.

Supporters of him are called Marcos Apologists. They disregard facts and believe in fake news.

Uy si bong bong marcos tatakbo! Wag yan bes, magnanakaw and sinungaling yan!

by Lawyer Marc November 8, 2021

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Marco Materazzi

One of Italy's greatest heroes. Together with fabio Grossso, Materazzi led the Italian national Football team to a wonderful victory in the 2006 World cup. He did at least 90% of the entire team's job by scoring the equalizer during the final match against France, as a retaliation to France's terrorist attack carried out by a north african criminal known as "Zizou", who was later captured and given a lifetime ban from football fields (which Frenchs still believe was a volountary retirement) after headbutting His Imperial Highness Marco Materazzi.

Tornando a casa, troverete i bambini. Date una carezza ai vostri bambini e dite: “Questa è la carezza di Marco Materazzi”

by Musical_box October 7, 2006

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Marco

One of the chosen ones from the 12 heavens of God with a capital G. He was a mixture of the heavenly aura of the Arch-angel gabriel and has a faint sent of THE one and only WWE champion Jesus christ. His presence will make you crumble into dust as it is an honor to even gaze at him. His body will always have 6 packs even in the womb. But as in Adam and Eve, he longs for a partner to spread his genitals into. However if he does that, he will become the second Lucifer. He tends to play with a spinning toy called a "Huberued-youshigoya-portausnl-tangleshubert-jerrylovingmotherfucker" also known as the "yoyo". Even when he has competition that are better than him. The people, the animals, the elements, the gods, fate, heaven and Hell will always favor him. He will always doubt himself at a young age in school, thinking he will never get good grades however he does indeed blackmail the teachers into giving him them A's and 8's through looking at the pedophile history each of them have. As a relationship material, a Marco will always be enchanting and turn you down while you try to give affection. This has been exampled through a young girl who was deemed worthy as his girlfriend named Natalie. However, he will eventually break up but you will always find yourself more attracted to him, his heavenly body. Even males will be enchanted by him. He also tends to attack genitals whenever he feels threatened.

"hey marco!"
*shins heavenly aura*
"FUCKING DIES GRATEFULLY"

by RING RONG DING DONG GONE January 16, 2019

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