You Made The Sandwich

"You Made The Sandwich" is a callback to the popular subway meme in which someone makes their sandwich at subway and doesn't like it, even though they chose the ingredients. This phrase is used when someone is the cause of their own misfortune.

Guy 1: Ah man, I didn't study for that test and I got an F.
Guy 2: Dude, you made the sandwich.

Guy 1: True.

by JioSleep February 21, 2021

made of fail

Lacking in coolness. Bad at something. Used as a descriptive term when either seriously or jokingly telling someone that they suck.

Lolcats are made of fail.

That guy stood me up. He's so made of fail.

by Bonnie B. August 20, 2007

made in the shade

an expression from about the 1950s meaning being in an excellent or ideal situation.

whoever wins this week's lotto will be made in the shade!

by bungalow bill January 20, 2005

mandem

a term used to address a group of colleagues/friends, or just a group of males in general.

"wagwan mandem"
or
"YOW MANDEM SILENCE IN DI BOMBOCLAUT CLASS"

by niguhbalsz February 6, 2021

Whine is made with sour gripes

This is a play on words. Specifically these words: "wine" and "sour grapes".

President Trump tweets a whole lot of meritless complaints about petty disputes concerning almost everything that displeases him. Some would agree his whine is made with sour gripes.

by beansforbreakfast December 17, 2019

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

John Madden

Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.

Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.

Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.

by Guschdas November 13, 2007