Noun. One who loafts. One who chills excessively for no reason, often to kill time or from a lack of things to do.
Son, this summer I've been a mad loafter.
You see those guys on the corner? They are next loafters, it's like they're glued to that spot.
You see those guys on the corner? They are next loafters, it's like they're glued to that spot.
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Get the loaf mug.(n): One who has a mastery of the anus which allows them to "cut off" a poop, before they are finished. Very effective loaf cutters are able to slice a poop many times, in such a way that the finished product appears similar to a busted roll of pennies or a sliced banana.
z: "Don't you think q would wanna come here Pearl Jam?--they're coming on the radio in a couple of seconds."
x: "Yeah, he probably would, but he's on the can now, he said he really needs to poop."
z: "Yeah but he could get out here pretty quickly, he's a Grade A loaf cutter, he could just save the rest for later."
x: "You're thinking of v, aren't you?"
z: "Nah, q."
x: "It's on!! Are we going to get him or not?"
z: "Forget it, I'm probably thinking of v..."
x: "Yeah, he probably would, but he's on the can now, he said he really needs to poop."
z: "Yeah but he could get out here pretty quickly, he's a Grade A loaf cutter, he could just save the rest for later."
x: "You're thinking of v, aren't you?"
z: "Nah, q."
x: "It's on!! Are we going to get him or not?"
z: "Forget it, I'm probably thinking of v..."
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Get the loafy mug.A fish loaf is a girl who just lays there during sex. No movement. no sound. Just a fish loaf. You might as well be having sex with a giant loaf of fish because that would be about as exciting as banging a girl who is a "fish loaf". If any girl openly admits to not liking sex very much. There is a good chance she is a fish loaf.
Tom:"I finally got Jenna into bed with me last night and she was so boring"
Ted:"What do you mean?"
Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"
Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
Ted:"What do you mean?"
Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"
Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
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