A middle aged women who aggressively drives her SUV full of little angels to soccer practice, will always demand to speak to your manager, is involved in the latest MLM, and is the last person you want to run into in the office.
"Hey Bob, I have the perfect essential oil that will fix your diabetes! You won't need those insulin shots anymore! You know they're just a bad for you as those poisonous vaccines."
"Ugh... Fucking Karen... You're not even a doctor!"
"Ugh... Fucking Karen... You're not even a doctor!"
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Get the Fucking Karen mug.Term used to describe characters, items, hazards and every possible scenario in Mario Kart 64. KartPhonics was devised by phanatical Mario Kart players who would play Mario Kart 64 for hours each day, sometimes skipping college classes multiple times per week, with each person claiming to be the best Kart player in the world. Cigarettes were smoked, alcohol was consumed, heavily at times, and extreme frustration was endured by each player. It was through this frustration that the players realized over time that a new Phonics was created.
Unfortunate scenario example:
Sweet Load - Hitting a banana and sliding into a bomb. A sweet load requires precision to set up, and is very rewarding for the player that accomplishes this and F's up another character. This scenerio is the ultimate injustice for a human kart player. Perhaps the the best spot for a sweet load set up is during Koopa Troopa Beach on the ramp that leads to the shortcut thru the cave. If successful, this sweet load is truly demoralizing to the affected player.
Guantlet setup:
We call the triple green shell gift a GAUNTLET for good reason: a nice gauntlet setup can create complete havoc during a race. To set up a gauntlet, while driving, simply aim your character toward a wall or obstacle and fire away. If you want to be extra creative, fire left-right-left or vice versa for complete fucked-up fun.
Unfortunate scenario example:
Sweet Load - Hitting a banana and sliding into a bomb. A sweet load requires precision to set up, and is very rewarding for the player that accomplishes this and F's up another character. This scenerio is the ultimate injustice for a human kart player. Perhaps the the best spot for a sweet load set up is during Koopa Troopa Beach on the ramp that leads to the shortcut thru the cave. If successful, this sweet load is truly demoralizing to the affected player.
Guantlet setup:
We call the triple green shell gift a GAUNTLET for good reason: a nice gauntlet setup can create complete havoc during a race. To set up a gauntlet, while driving, simply aim your character toward a wall or obstacle and fire away. If you want to be extra creative, fire left-right-left or vice versa for complete fucked-up fun.
Jim: I'm going to hand you your ass today in Kart. Loser buys a pack of smokes and the next case.
Brian: I'll lay a sweet load on the first lap. Hooked on KartPhonics bitch!
Brian: I'll lay a sweet load on the first lap. Hooked on KartPhonics bitch!
by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013
Get the KartPhonics mug.Karutards, referring to a bunch of toxic degenerate anime weebs on Discord, whom only assumes & falsify information based off their low IQ delusional imaginations. People who doesn't know the truth & what actually happened but jumps into conclusion and thinks whatever made up scene in their head is real. Here below are some amazing assumptions made by karutards, they take pride in assuming/accusing/making up rumours that's not even truth.
378942265013305344 (Karutard) : gary scammed then got scammed
263967109766184981 (Karutard): i feel like gary paid what they thought was enough
362345084999696395 (Karutard): he scammed the alter quicker than I could
158354428120924162 (Karutard): i'm not like gary, wasting hundreds when its not needed.
Randomuser#1234 (Notkarutard): Wow! these people are full of themselves!
263967109766184981 (Karutard): i feel like gary paid what they thought was enough
362345084999696395 (Karutard): he scammed the alter quicker than I could
158354428120924162 (Karutard): i'm not like gary, wasting hundreds when its not needed.
Randomuser#1234 (Notkarutard): Wow! these people are full of themselves!
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