jenny johnston

a jenny johnston is a beautiful human being. very sporty. big feet. a jenny johnston is a right catch with both ladies and men. most people find it hard to resist her charms. a jenny johnston loves kissing and leading people on.

sue - i kissed a girl last night.. i dont really fancy her though.

bob - have you pulled a 'jenny johnston'?

sue -yeah

by thehototherone January 7, 2012

Durham Johnston

A shithole full of slags and stupid teachers who need to learn how to teach properly don’t go to this school otherwise your life will turn into absolute hell

dad:do you wanna go to Durham Johnston?
daughter:errr no I would rather shag a dog

by I wasn’t even listening May 8, 2020

Johnston Drive By

When someone goes to pick up someone from the airport or bus depot, but only drives by the front till that person is outside. this is also a way to save money due to the fact that you do not need to pay for parking. also refer to Johnston

Yeah frank just pulled a "Johnston Drive By" when he picked me up today what a lazy f@#$!

by Newbie123321 October 20, 2008

curtis johnston

A sarcastic asshole

Did you see Dana crying?
Ya, she got Curtis Johnston'd

by Your Fin March 27, 2014

olivia johnston

SEXY BEAST YO

omg that model is nothing compared to olivia johnston

by yoyooyoyoyo December 19, 2017

Ellie Johnston

A multi coloured weird coloured hair human being who has no friends and cries about literally everything

Look at that Ellie Johnston over there

by Bigwigga July 7, 2019

Chud Johnston

Man who handles big meat for a living.

You hear that new Kid Cudi song . Shhhh I'm watching Chud Johnston and his meat.

by Moopdude March 30, 2021