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illegal immigrant

A person who immigrates to the U.S. illegally. Some our forced against their will by cartels. Many come to escape the violence of ruthless cartels. Many are actually very honest and work for shitty pay, they are often exploited by people who take advantage of their illegal immigrant status and threaten to reveal them to the authorities. They're willing to fulfill their dreams by getting an honest day's pay, ironically their probably some of the most American people out there.
Naive arrogant retard: I hate illegal immigrants, they're parasites that steal jobs from honest Americans!

Neutral person: You know that in many cases they're fleeing the cartels who kill their relatives. In many cases they'll lure teenage girls into sexual slavery by luring them with promises of work. Then they'll take them across the border, in many cases they'll rape the girls and hang their panties on trees like trophies. They're called "rape trees" in some cases they'll take one girl and proceed to douse her in gasoline then light her on fire as an example of what happens when you run away.

retard #2: Eh fuck you! what du u know!
Neutral Person: My daughter was kidnapped, raped, and turned into a plaything by those cartel bastards you little shit. How about I take you to Mexico and give you a taste of what it's like huh?
by jstspkingtruth March 25, 2013
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Illegal llama fights

When you go to the bathroom and there is writing in the stall.
Jimmy: I was in the bathroom and saw some illegal llama fights.

Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?

Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.
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illegal money

Money that has been taken, or acquired by illegal means
Damien: I can't use that it's illegal money
Jon:What's illegal money
Damien: Money that's been stolen
Jon: Oh ok
by Illegal Money April 30, 2016
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illegal leaks

Donald Trump's characterization of news from any organization other than Fox News.
New York Times: Trump will have a hair transplant Tuesday.
Trump: ``Illegal leaks, fake news!''
by tirtle February 15, 2017
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illegal loging

Taking a dump in a place other than a toilet.
Most people object to illegal loging, but it's luc's favourite hobby
by stusx10 August 16, 2018
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illegal midget

Term used to describe short people who do not fit the legally defined height requirement to be a midget. Usually used to insult a vertically challenged individual.
Is Ash a midget?

No she isn’t quite that short. She’s an illegal midget.
by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019
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Illegal Man

Series Of Movies Most Popular On The MR:T Discord Server, Illegal Man Himself Is Really OP.
by MilesPerOWer November 29, 2020
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